Sunday, 29 July 2012

No shit...

Ya so...life hasn't been so much of a blast since I was born.
Break wasn't so great. Meet the people but never had the chance to meet the special heartwarming person because she was on vacation :(

All I can say is YOLO = you only live once. 
or
YOLO = Ya olloh... -__-

Anyways when we went to bandung during the break
we had the chance to visit me uncle's restaurant.
We had extraordinary immaculate food.
Starting from foie-gras to triple layered alcoholic deserts.
Food was SPOT ON!

UN REPAS EXCELLENT 
after the break I basically returned to campus life. Which sucked. 
I despise theory lessons in a cellular level!

Well....recently lost my iTouch
Having a hard time choosing where to have my next intern
Close friends growing apart
Rejections
Long nights

Explains the life of a typical 'ivan' right now.
Well you know what they say...
'If all else fails, hug your dog'
Sadly I don't have a dog....

Anyways reading nearly to the end of the post
All the people I miss, all the people I've missed. They've  made what I am right now :)

Keep Dreaming...




P.S. to this someone reading: Never take someone's feelings for granted because you never know how much courage it took to show you...

Saturday, 12 May 2012

Yes..after 2 long months (╮°-°)╮┳━┳ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

Yes finally people after 2 long months, I am now still 16 years old...


ya...okay...
awkward....

SO! my life's nowadays is quite interesting, for me, probably not for you :S 
As you know I'm having my internship now for 3 months straight. Well? Its fun, tiring, satisfying doing all the cooking, washing the dishes, ingredients stealing, unpacking, packing, wrapping, cleaning and all that shit. At least I love it more than studying :) because studying sucks.
The one thing that really sucked is out allowance per month. Apparently we can only have 200 bucks a month minus RM7/offday-publicholiday-medicalissues.

Ya....RM200 can't even cover the transportation charge to Sheraton Imperial Hotel.
(Yes, I'm proud of where I work) Anyways, according to the staffs, I'm the youngest kitchen trainee the hotel ever had :D (not much to be happy about) -__-

Also! Me and bleki-blacky-patam-jool-joey-mike-bob-niggaboy were very pleased on how the exec-chef asked us to work in the new-opening hotel Hyatt-Regency KL, but we couldn't because we still have to do our studies... (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻


YES, back to today :) even though I worked 11 hours for both parts of the staff restaurant and the Malay Kitchen today, which is starting to chew-ma-ass-off, I was happy.
Started on how the staffs ate my food, felt very relieved that my food was okay :D

After work, I went to Pavillion, Bukit Bintang to buy new knifes, because somebody/somebodies stole all off my 5 knifes. 
I had the best feeling during dinner because I haven't eaten for 26 hours, so decided to go to a 
NON-HALAL JAPANESE RESTAURANT.
See how I stressed on the "non-halal"? ;) HAHA

Well of course I ordered the PORK/PIG/SWINE/BABI/COCHON/豚/猪.

Well...this.is.PORK RAMEN!
As you see, there is 2 big slab of pork floating on the ramen, BEST.
How should I say this in melayu?

"Tu daging babi sedap sangat macam bercinta di mulut. Faham tak?" 

After I ate well, I went back of course.
But....on my way back, found some interesting people ;D

This guy I met, is very shiny, thankful(gave him a couple bucks). Ya....I don't really know what to call him, so see for yourself :)

Then... saw this crowd...
apparently its some kind of ice cream store where the ice cream is very thick and flavorful.
But thats not the point >;)
The point is how they advertised their product. 
By having a belly dancer dance in front of their store! 

IS BEST :D

Well....that was my day ;)

Enjoy the little things in life, for one day you'll look back and realize they were big things
-Kurt Vonnegut

Keep Dreaming, Love

Stolen...





Sunday, 4 March 2012

THIS. IS. ORGANIC!!! (╯‵□′)╯”"┻━┻

This past week has been a great week, starting from very fine dining, student's hormones blowing up in class, to our Field Trip to GK ORGANIC!!! Farm (◦'⌣'◦)

When we reached there, we were welcomed nicely by the owner of the farm, also he served 
ORGANIC!!! Bananas!
He suggested that we eat the bananas with the skin ;) it was quite nice though.
Farm Owner, SO Friendly Btw
ORGANIC!!! Bananas 
 After a half an hour talk about the farm,we toured around the farm and saw so much ORGANIC!!! vegetables


and...
animal shit....

Thank God we didn't have to harvest that (˘̩̩̩.˘̩ƪ)
After seeing these vegetables, the owner let us plant some of the ORGANIC!!! plant shoots. The shoots are very delicate, like babies, they should be handled with care :S
So, we had our DF40(Diploma in Farming batch 40) students handle it B)

Diploma in Farming 40 
Let me introduce to you some of our farmers :B

Farmer Tong, Sabah

Farmer Amir, Medan & Farmer Heng, KL

Farmer Phuah, ... & Farmer Nicholas, Sabah

Farmer Tan, ...

Farmer Kasan, Medan

Farmer Riefky, Qatar-Medan

Farmer Septiano, Jakarta
We also harvested corn and sweet potatoes for us to bring home and eat :9


and this plant....uhh....see for yourself \("˚(:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅)°)/


Yes this is the darylbuttcrackosious plant :O
Stare at it long enough and you will see flowers blooming out of it.


"wooh daryl ahh, Vulgar dy"
Overall the tour around the farm was fun. A lot of things to see :)
We had to walk around barefooted....a bit sores was worth it though.



Finally we had our ORGANIC LUNCH!!!
We were so hungry, anything we would eat(not really).







Well that was basically the highlights of our ORGANIC!!! Farm Trip :)

Never look at your life as something insignificant.
Never forget those friends of yours that you loved. 
Keep Dreaming :')





Sunday, 26 February 2012

Undrunkable Indian PUKE?!

Kids, as you know, after a storm comes a rainbow ;)
Well in my case, after a half-assed 25th of february, comes a 

26th of February! \(′▽`)/
Well, I should say that it was fun :)
It was a saturday that we never planned.

It all started when we were in my friend's house, and we got hungry. So we decided to call Domino's Pizza. But the delivery service closed.....we decided to go to campus to eat in the Mamak Store! \(*o*)/

BUT THEN IT CLOSED TOO!
Mother Sucker!
Then we had a n idea, because we had vodka at home. It was a Saturday night. And who stays at home during Saturday night?? I don't know either....
So, we called two of our friends to come join us. THEY AGREED :D

To start we had  one shot ;)
(I think we distracted Erik from his studies when we started doing shots, when our cheers of awesomeness succumbed to his ears and started to temp him to come over to our partayy with the 
PARTY PEOPLEEEEE
Then this friend of mine decided to stop-__-
But, according to the law:

SO SHE HAD MORE!!
Then this Indian guy(JOEL), bragged that he never went drunk in his whole life. I think this is bullshit-.-
So, we made him drunk!
Basically everybody got high ;)

Even this kid who wanted to stop, she was so high, that she ate french fries out of the carpet :&
Dafuq--"

The person who made the day was Amir smth smth. I forgot his middle name and last name      -__- HAHA Anyways it was a fun night :)

AND GUESS WHAT WE FOUND ON THE NEXT DAY?!


NO THAT'S NOT MUD! THAT IS SAUCE! NO?
THAT IS JOEL'S PUKEEEEE
YES THE INDIAN-AFRICAN-abitblack GUY GOT DRUNK AND PUKED ALL OVER THE FLOOR AND COUCH
\(′▽`)/

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED B)



Credits to Erik Marootta 

For taking the pictue of THE PUKE :B

KEEP DREAMING =)

Friday, 24 February 2012

25 Feb 2012 is a curse-__-

Kids...25th of February is a curse.
It all started from a great Thursday afternoon where we had cooked lots of nice food :D
Mutton Masala

Some fried vegetables-__- with yogurt

Indian Rojak

Spicy Tomato Soup (EPIC FAIL)

Shrimp Curry(I know you can't really see the shrimps, because they're hiding behind the mud)

Pandan Tart :9

Chocolate Tart XD
Well this food didn't actually matter :P
After class, 3 guys including me went to Sunway Pyramid to buy ingredients to do our project which is making wine~ I know...such a drag-.-
Then suddenly one of my friend which was also at the same location asked us if we wanted to ice-skate. We didn't. So instead, we asked them to join us go....uhh....join us :D
So everyone got tipsy and drunk :S but it was a fun night though :)
Here are some sober memories of the night~
Well....if the picture isn't clear enough for you, let me explain :)
This is a boy, to be specific, a Korean boy ;) 
He....drinks fast, PUKES fast. Then sleeps at his group-mate's shoulder. Yes?
Clear enough? To the next picture.


Still not clear enough? This is a girl, massaging a girl in a toilet(?)
HAHA
Just kidding~
The girl was helping the other girl puke....yes. 
The process was like this:
1. Long Island Tea
2. Sip
3. Big Sip
4. Tipsy
5. Top Up Tea
6. Chuck half of the cup.
7. Chuck the Other Half.
8. Top up
9. Chuck WHOLE Cup
10. Repeat Steps 8 & 9 for six to nine times
11. Run to Toilet
12. PUKE :x

12 ways to get free reflexology from Intan :D WOO
Well, the rest of the night, she stayed in my apartment. Doesn't really matter.

The next day, we went again with different people, and I was soooooooooooooooooo tired because I didn't had enough sleep. So....a cup of long island, and I was gone-__-
I basically couldn't do anything. Even breathing is hard. 
After that, some shit happened-__-

And now~ Declaring that 25th of February is a Curse!
HAHA. Sorry its not really a proper post :S 
Ivan will do better next time :)

Keep Dreaming XD



Saturday, 18 February 2012

Saturday was LEGEN, wait for it.....DARY

The day started out with me trying to find and buy a PA-PA-YA. Funny story. Where actually, it wasn't FUNNY at all. Ha ha ha-__- I tried finding the stupid papaya around my complex which ended up as of a wastage of time... finally, I decided to go to the mall
(Sunway Pyramid) just to buy a typical papaya-.-

After that, I rushed to campus to catch the up coming Fruit Carving lesson which Chef Fadzly offered us for free(Usually he charges people RM 100/hour for these classes). D: I know its friggin expensive. Where in the end, I rushed for nothing, because nobody was there. After 45 minutes, finally 2 of my classmates came :D finally I'm not alone.
Well, 3 people. 3 students came for the class. It was worth it, like a private fruit carving class ;)
Firstly chef taught us how to carve the papaya using the specially designed carving knife B)

After 7 minutes or so.....

Yes, a typical, boring, lame, suckish, not-legendary-at-all papaya became this stunning flower.
I know...what magic did he use? Nahh, it was pure skill :S Yeah, us three was like "HOLY SHIT"

Then chef told us that a kid from our batch made this...

....our faces was like...


HAHA
Then we tried making it ourself :p
mine ended up like rolled-over-by-a-truck papaya--"

I know...it looks f*cked up :(
Anyways, Joel brought a watermelon because he thinks its a papaya...so chef was like "suck my watermelon" and did some f*cked up shit to the watermelon D:

I was too beautiful...that we wouldn't dare to eat it *o*
Oh yeaa, he also made another one because we carved too slow

Speechless already by then :S

Anyways, after that, I went to Joel's place to learn guitar :D I learnt a new so btw ;)
But I still suck....give me a month or two, and I'll be a prodigy :P

Then at night, we went somewhere ;) I met this girl at that place and exchange numbers and info :B HAHA I won't mention her name though.

Please don't look at my hair. Its not Legendary at all-__-
Well, that was basically my Saturday and Sunday morning :)
Keep Dreaming :D